Bothan Herald:Breaking News That Is Way Better Than StarNinja99's Report
May 2, 2011
Yesterday, an official press release by the Galactic Republic Supreme Chancellor revealed that the Galaxy's most-wanted man, Cornelius Evazan, was killed on Dantooine by a Republic special forces team of one. Witnesses report that Dr. Evazan was caught in his mansion chatting up an unidentified Aqualish female. He was then disposed of in an expeditious manner, but not before he managed to detonate the entire compound. No Republic troops were injured, and the official mission log as submitted by the special forces team noted as follows: Ooh, pretty!
The Bothan Herald reporter Karohalva.
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