Bothan Herald:Breaking News That Is Way Better Than StarNinja99's Report

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May 2, 2011

Cornelius Evazan met his end with one final gesture.

Yesterday, an official press release by the Galactic Republic Supreme Chancellor revealed that the Galaxy's most-wanted man, Cornelius Evazan, was killed on Dantooine by a Republic special forces team of one. Witnesses report that Dr. Evazan was caught in his mansion chatting up an unidentified Aqualish female. He was then disposed of in an expeditious manner, but not before he managed to detonate the entire compound. No Republic troops were injured, and the official mission log as submitted by the special forces team noted as follows: Ooh, pretty!

The Bothan Herald reporter Karohalva.

"This is The Bothan Herald."
―James Earl Jones