Bothan Herald:An appeal from Darthipedia founder, Gonk

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Today Tomorrow and Forever I am asking you to give Darthipedia as much money as possible.

I started Darthipedia way back in 2007 and over the past two + years I’ve been amazed and humbled by the over million articles we have made. I’d like to recognize a few here.


These articles have helped build the largest online encyclopedia in the history of the internets.

Darthipedia isn’t a commercial website, it’s a badass planet destroying website. It’s a community creation, entirely written by you, and funded by Google Ads. More than 12 people use Darthipedia every month- almost a 500 trillionth of the internet connected world. You, <insert name here>, are a part of our community.

I believe in us. I believe that Darthipedia just keeps getting better and better. That’s the whole idea. One person writes an article parodying some unnamed stormtrooper, then somebody improves it a little, and it keeps getting better and better. If you find yourself useful today, imagine how much we can achieve yesterday. Darthipedia is about the power of the Sith Lords like us. Sith like us write Darthipedia, one Jax Pavan at a time. It’s our proof to our collective potential to change the galaxy.

We need to protect our space where we keep our planets. We need to protect Darthipedia. We want to keep it free of charge, yet full of ads. We want to keep it open to any Darth Solo1 or BobaFet9929129 out there, spreading planet destroying methods everywhere.

The Darthimedia Foundation is the non-profit organization I created to keep Darthipedia Commons and Darthipedia running. For two credits a year and with a staff of fewer than 11 people , it runs the six millionth most read site on the internets. I’m asking you for your help to increase our profits for our non-profit organization that is normally supported by Google Ads. Unfortunately, that is no longer enough. So give us your money, or will destroy your planet!

Imagine a galaxy in which every single unit of life in the galaxy has access to every single Jax Pavan on Coruscant’s life story. That’s where we’re headed. And with your help, we will get there.

Thank you for using Darthipedia. You’re part of the story, please make a donation today.


Gonk

Founder, Darthipedia


The Bothan Herald reporter Mecenarylord.

"This is The Bothan Herald."
―James Earl Jones

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