Biggs Darklighter

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Biggs Darklighter
Biographical information



24 BBY


0 BBY (d'oh!)

Physical description





1.83 m

Hair color

Black (including sweet mustache)

Eye color


Chronological and political information
  • Rise of the Empire era
  • Rebellion era
"Sometimes it's better to light the darkness than curse the candle."
―Darklighter family motto

Biggs Darklighter, or "White Lando" for short, was a somewhat smooth and cool X-wing fighter pilot with a funky, groovy mustache. He grew up with Luke Skywalker on Tatooine.


Luke and Biggs hung out in Anchorhead and Tosche Station, competing for the favor of Camie Loneozner, the only girl in town who wasn't shriveled up like a prune in the Tatooine sun. Biggs won the contest because of his sweet mustache. He also got to leave for the naval academy long before Luke did, because recruiters were impressed by his sweet mustache and reputation with the ladies.

At the academy, Biggs became a rebel, smoked dope, built a jacuzzi in his dorm room, and became the Big Man on Campus. He got into big trouble when he got caught sleeping with Grand Moff Tarkin's daughter Rivoche and had to escape to Yavin 4, where he met up with the rest of the Rebel pilots. He and Luke reencountered each other for the first time, had a happy reunion, and then Biggs spotted Princess Leia out of the corner of his eye. He made a mental note to hit that at the next opportunity. Unfortunately, the next opportunity never came, as he died in the Battle of Yavin during the trench run on the Death Star. His remains, including his sweet mustache, were never recovered.

Behind the scenes

Together with Wedge Antilles, Biggs also got minor roles in a bunch of Final Fantasy games.

Judges have ruled that Biggs does not qualify for the Smooth category, but he almost met the requirements.

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