Ben Skywalker

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Ben Skywalker
Biographical information
Homeworld

Tatooine, no, wait, Coruscant!

Born

26.5 ABY

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male

Hair color

Ginger

Eye color

Blue

Personal shit
Chronological and political information
Era(s)
Affiliation
Known masters
Ben: "Dad, Jacen told us all he did it."
Luke: "That doesn't mean anything."
— Ben Skywalker and Luke

Ben Skywalker was Anakin Solo's Luke Skywalker's son. He was molested by his sadomasochistic Sith wannabe uncle cousin. Then his momma was killed, and he was the only one who knew who did it.

Personality and traits

Ben was annoyingly precocious, even for a Jedi. He also used expressions like "We're boned." and "Lubed if I know." Luke never figured out his son's preferences.

Behind the scenes

Kathy Tyers actually prayed for Ben's survival in utero. I'm not kidding.

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