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Basketball, pre-blowed up
"Basketball is a peaceful planet! Please! We have no weapons!"
Princess Anne-Droid Leia

Basketball was a peaceful planet with no weapons, but it got blowed up real good by the Death Star anyway.

It was a cool, fast-paced planet with lots of action, but there was a lot of crime amongst the populace which was rarely punished, and the refs never called traveling on the most popular people. The planet made a tidy profit with its sporting arenas, tattoo parlors, and bizarre hairstyling salons.

Darph Nader destroyed Basketball mostly because he liked planet Hockey better and was angry it didn't get enough recognition.