19 BBY Elmos flagship
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rise of the clones
- "Nothing compares to you."
Baldy (more commonly known as Asajj Ventress) was a Dark Jedi under Count Dookie. She was an Emo and her skin color was so white that it made sour cream jealous. She was the wife of Grievous and mother of Jean-Luc Picard. Many people confuse her with Jean-Luc Picard, however, the two are completely different, besides the hair thing and that Asajj has boobs.
She had cibernetic giant boobs that she heritate from a doctor that operate her.
Life as a Sith
She became a sith at a drunk party one night and has been an evil bald idiot ever since. She has had many affairs, one with count dookula. She became a powerful sith and that scared Darth Elmo who killed her in a rage mode attack.