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"Stop it! I'm not filled with soup, you crazy bitch!"
"No soup for you!!!"
―Anzati Soup Nazi

Anzati were a crazy species of vampires that believed all organic beings were filled with yummy soup and tried to suck it out of them using the two tentacles that grew out of their cheeks. Yep. Cheek-tentacles. Not making this up. It's canon.

Their soup-based belief system involved a kind of Soup Zodiac that defined all sentient beings by their soup birth sign. The Zodiac consisted of: bouillon (January), chicken noodle (February), chowder (March), bisque (April), consommé (May), gumbo (June), minestrone (July), vichyssoise (August), miso (September), bouillabaisse (October), Mulligatawny (November), and gazpacho (December).

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Anzat.

Dannik Jerriko was an Anzati weirdo who hung out at Chalmun's Cantina. Volfe Karkko was an Anzati Dark Jedi who tried to seduce Aayla Secura.