Anakin Solo

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Anakin Solo was the son of Han and Leia Organa Solo. Apparently after giving birth to twins, Leia was so addicted to certain parts of Han that she didn't care about the pain. While she was pregnant, Palpatine tried to possess her child. Anakin was overly emo because of this, and being named after his grandfather.

Anakin wanted to be a hippie like his uncle. He also wanted to marry his aunt like his uncle as well. He went on a mission to Dantooine with his aunt. Nine months later, Ben Skywalker was born.

Then Anakin blew up, sending both his brother and sister over to the dark side.

Behind the scenes

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Anakin Solo.

The rumor is that Darth Lucas had Anakin killed off so he wouldn't be confused with his grandfather. As a result, there is now a droid named Anakin Solo, and a Star Destroyer named the Anakin Solo. That's someone's way of saying "Fuck you, George."