Alliance of Free Planets

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―AoFP motto

The Alliance of Free Planets was an inter-governmental organization founded by Woodrow Wilson in 4 ABY.

It was established at the "First Conference of Free Peoples," a huge meeting hosted by the Rebel Alliance after the Battle of Endor and the retaking of Coruscant. Present at the meeting were Mon Mothma, Ackbar, and a bunch of Ewoks, Aqualish, Jawas, Twi'leks, Rodians, Ugnaughts, Zeltrons, Ortolans, Bith, Hoojibs, and basically all the aliens that existed before the prequel trilogy.

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The Alliance outlawed war, racism, bigotry, bad breath, colonialism, poverty, sickness, earthquakes, cancer, incivility, apartheid, meat eating, gun ownership, masturbation, double-parking, religion, acid reflux, and privately disagreeing with the established consensus of enlightened beings. The first official act of the Alliance was to condemn the Galactic Empire and send them a strongly worded letter speaking out against their continuing occupation of most of the planets making up the Alliance. The Nagai invasion was entirely ignored by the Secretary General, who was busy condemning Space Jews at the time.

Corellia never joined and continued their cowboy policy of killing Imperials.

Eventually, everybody agreed the whole thing was silly and founded the New Republic instead.