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Random Quote reload "Oh, I don't need to conquer the galaxy. No no, that's fine. I put all this work into my evil Sith scheme, but no! Fine! Good! Really!" ―Darth Passive-Aggressive Random Featured Sithspawn reload The Force was a mysterious tingling sensation felt by some people....like an orgasm without the sex. Other people got more of a mild electric shock, which made them go evil and destroy planets. They should not be blamed for this. It really is quite irritating. Honestly. The Force comes in many different shapes. With it, you can zap, push, choke, penetrate, blast, pull, slash, throw, bash, crash, blow stuff up with, mash, and kill enemies by the dozen. But the Force isn't all fun and games. One must always be vigilant against the dark side. The dark side's like buying a hooker. Sure, you get your satisfaction, sure you can go home to your wife and kids in a good enough mood not to think about killing them. But it leaves you empty, something still seems to be missing. That thing that's missing.... it's a condom. Heh, who am I kidding? Hookers rule, so therefore, the POWAH of the dark side rulez!!!! (Read more…) Did you know… … that despite its determination to kill Dugs, the Zillo Beast had an amazing personality? … that Darth Maul's legs were married and had two children, an arm, a torso, and a right foot? … that kolto has been linked to serious side effects and you may be entitled to monetary compensation? … that Force lightning could be deflected by a Force lightning rod? … that Teebo was a fanatical believer in the divinity of C-3PO? … that Lady Tarkin, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rieekan, called her husband "Huffy"? … that if you didn't know all this already, we will destroy your planet? Evil Genius of the Month June's Evil Genius of the Month... for now: derpyy All hail the Darthipedian who boldly Wookiee-Nookied the previous Evil Genius of the Month to death! Nominate a user for this award

The Bothan Herald As long as Bambi's mother won't be slaughtered by Tusken raiders. That would mess with continuity. Darthipedia called it 3 years ago! George Lucas (pictured) becomes the first individual to sell his soul to the devil twice. Elderly woman destroys famous fresco of Gonk; botched restoration project angers the Church of G*nk. Victory and Murder on Coruscant! Planet avoids destruction, but many Pavan's die in the aftermath. Oh, and Count Dooku kicks the bucket in this tell-all expose by our reporter in the front lines, Arsonius T. Xenophasis! Victory on Christophsis! The Republic is victorious over Separatists despite Jedi being on our side. Happy Captions reload Got Milk? Nominate a caption Random Article of Eviltude reload Gandhi

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