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Random Quote reload A Chiss: "I'm the pinnacle of sobriety, culture, dignity and manners. I'm also a xenophobe, so go away." A Core World Human: "Hey, you stole my line!" — An inter-species cultural exchange, circa 40 ABY Random Featured Sithspawn reload Darth Voldemort, also known as Lord Voldemort, My Lord, Master, The Dark Lord, Lord Montymort, Lord Moldyshorts, that creepy guy who likes stalking little kids, Lord Ugly Butt, The Real Senator Palpatine, The Real Chancellor Palpatine, and The Real Emperor Palpatine, was secretly named Thomas Andrew Curtis James Anderson Cooper Riddle Palpatine.....the third. He was (unsurprisingly) the younger twin brother of Frank Palpatine. Thomas Andrew Curtis James Anderson Cooper Riddle Palpatine.....the third and his brother Frank were born on Nabooboo to Thomas Andrew Curtis James Anderson Cooper Riddle Palpatine.....the second and his wife Eleanor Lestrange. The brothers were taken away from their parents at an early age to a juvenile detention center. Kicked out of that, the two were sold to a crop farmer as slaves. Kicked out of that, Darth Plagueis found them and trained the twins in the ways of the Dark Side. (Read more…) Did you know… … that despite its determination to kill Dugs, the Zillo Beast had an amazing personality? … that Darth Maul's legs were married and had two children, an arm, a torso, and a right foot? … that kolto has been linked to serious side effects and you may be entitled to monetary compensation? … that Force lightning could be deflected by a Force lightning rod? … that Teebo was a fanatical believer in the divinity of C-3PO? … that Lady Tarkin, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rieekan, called her husband "Huffy"? … that if you didn't know all this already, we will destroy your planet? Evil Genius of the Month April's Evil Genius of the Month... for now: derpyy All hail the Darthipedian who boldly Wookiee-Nookied the previous Evil Genius of the Month to death! Nominate a user for this award

The Bothan Herald As long as Bambi's mother won't be slaughtered by Tusken raiders. That would mess with continuity. Darthipedia called it 3 years ago! George Lucas (pictured) becomes the first individual to sell his soul to the devil twice. Elderly woman destroys famous fresco of Gonk; botched restoration project angers the Church of G*nk. Victory and Murder on Coruscant! Planet avoids destruction, but many Pavan's die in the aftermath. Oh, and Count Dooku kicks the bucket in this tell-all expose by our reporter in the front lines, Arsonius T. Xenophasis! Victory on Christophsis! The Republic is victorious over Separatists despite Jedi being on our side. Happy Captions reload "I don't know, sir, it just dropped out of nowhere! And that little robot-thing keeps wheeling around, beeping incoherently! What? You want us to dump it over the side? Uhhh, sir, are you sure that's wise? It looks so badass!" Nominate a caption Random Article of Eviltude reload Conversation of a vandal, a bunch of other people and a Wookiee

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