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Random Quote reload "Call me Floyd McSexington." ―IFYLOFD on himself. Random Featured Sithspawn reload Luke sat numbly down by the small bed thing. It sort of resembled a sack of potatoes. He was crouched inside some small, crappy, dirty little hut that he despised. It was short, the ceilings were like a foot tall or something. I think he set a world record for most times someone has hit their head on a ceiling. Also, the food there tasted like crap. He hated it so much he just wanted to fly away and destroy the whole planet. Regardless if he hated it or not, he had to go in, because it was his "destiny". He hated his destiny, and the big fucking mess it got him in. "I hate my destiny, and the big fucking mess it has got me in," he mumbled quietly to himself. (Read more…) Did you know… … that despite its determination to kill Dugs, the Zillo Beast had an amazing personality? … that Darth Maul's legs were married and had two children, an arm, a torso, and a right foot? … that kolto has been linked to serious side effects and you may be entitled to monetary compensation? … that Force lightning could be deflected by a Force lightning rod? … that Teebo was a fanatical believer in the divinity of C-3PO? … that Lady Tarkin, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rieekan, called her husband "Huffy"? … that if you didn't know all this already, we will destroy your planet? Evil Genius of the Month May's Evil Genius of the Month... for now: derpyy All hail the Darthipedian who boldly Wookiee-Nookied the previous Evil Genius of the Month to death! Nominate a user for this award

The Bothan Herald As long as Bambi's mother won't be slaughtered by Tusken raiders. That would mess with continuity. Darthipedia called it 3 years ago! George Lucas (pictured) becomes the first individual to sell his soul to the devil twice. Elderly woman destroys famous fresco of Gonk; botched restoration project angers the Church of G*nk. Victory and Murder on Coruscant! Planet avoids destruction, but many Pavan's die in the aftermath. Oh, and Count Dooku kicks the bucket in this tell-all expose by our reporter in the front lines, Arsonius T. Xenophasis! Victory on Christophsis! The Republic is victorious over Separatists despite Jedi being on our side. Happy Captions reload "Didn't his mother ever tell him to stop, drop, and roll?" Nominate a caption Random Article of Eviltude reload Wookiee-Nookie

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